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thatfunnyblog:

She warned him.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

posted 6 hours ago with 249,025 notes

nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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"When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?"
~ (160/365) by (DS)

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posted 6 hours ago with 11,137 notes

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

(via dulect)

posted 17 hours ago with 49,098 notes

(x)

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posted 17 hours ago with 30,315 notes

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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posted 17 hours ago with 39,715 notes

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

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posted 17 hours ago with 429,206 notes

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart

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posted 17 hours ago with 97,282 notes

truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

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posted 17 hours ago with 721,367 notes

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

emobama69:

stoned-moaning-myrtle:

siarraculbertson:

cosmicscripts:

thepinupnextdoor:

littlecatlady:

"how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"

rad as hell

Reblogging this babe

reblogging for the last shot

fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.

“She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”

Always reblog
Like
Always

my little sister says she looks like a princess.

She’s a QUEEN.

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insanity-and-vanity:

Charlie’s Angels (2000)

insanity-and-vanity:

Charlie’s Angels (2000)

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posted 17 hours ago with 24,326 notes

time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

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posted 17 hours ago with 90,680 notes

viiximcmxc:

officialcrow:

ur moms early 90s club night pics

Lmfao

viiximcmxc:

officialcrow:

ur moms early 90s club night pics

Lmfao

(Source: nosdrinker, via clickorado)

posted 17 hours ago with 15,187 notes
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