Anywhere but here

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posted 16 hours ago with 18,403 notes
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
posted 16 hours ago with 208,726 notes

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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posted 16 hours ago with 59,542 notes

posted 16 hours ago with 61,626 notes

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

image

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posted 16 hours ago with 102,760 notes

chrisprattawesomesource:

Getting in shape with Chris Pratt

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posted 16 hours ago with 36,303 notes

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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posted 16 hours ago with 230,220 notes

theblackship:

is that sarah jessica parker

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posted 16 hours ago with 279,556 notes

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

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posted 16 hours ago with 25,499 notes

lost-at-sea-dont-bother-me:

dennys:

The future! Today!

bro dead ass lookin like a pooping butt dude

posted 16 hours ago with 1,819 notes

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

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posted 17 hours ago with 277,080 notes

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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posted 17 hours ago with 14,265 notes

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

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posted 17 hours ago with 596,968 notes

snk-potato-girl:

capitolpurebloodwithatardis221b:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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He’s like a cross between Zac Efron and Jensen Ackles 

I don’t know how but
I can see it

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