Psycho Bable

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hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

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thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:



thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England

thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:

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thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

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100 degrees in England

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plutonique:

my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
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shak1ra:

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing


the more important topic here, is the topic of you wearing socks with mandals. stop that

shak1ra:

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

the more important topic here, is the topic of you wearing socks with mandals. stop that

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l20music:

stevestylls:

dead

YES!!! Hahhahaahahahaha!!!

l20music:

stevestylls:

dead

YES!!! Hahhahaahahahaha!!!

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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magicul:

when you’re trying to talk to your friend but they keep ignoring you

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